The red ring of death
Y aquí unos You know you're addicted to MW2 when:
you look up at the sun and shout "TACKTICAL NUKE INBOUND!"
you hear the microwave ping and think someone has thown a semtex at you
you are at the airport and turn around to your freind and say, "and remember, no russian"
you decide to start a "you know your addicted to mw2" thread
you sit up till 6am playing it
electricity goes out you think that someone has set off an EMP.
...When it's snowing or raining you think that its "Emergency airdrop"
...when you see an ariplane you think that it's an harrier/airstrike.
you throw a knife to your father's left eye
look at the iPhone to check the heartbeats
You grab your boss’s briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb defused.
-Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck
-You jump off of a 10 story building because you have commando pro
-You duct tape a GPS device to the side of your paintball gun and start looking for enemies
-You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT’S ALL OVER"
-You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMP-ED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" whenever the power goes out
you wear a skull mask all the time, with orange shades
-you look at a telescope, aim at someone and pretend to pull the trigger
-you try to play dead by lying down and clapping
-you stab someone on the foot and ask "why arent you dead yet?"
-you join the military, find a guy named Ramirez, and the first thing you say is: "RAMIREZ! DEFUSE THAT NUKE WITH YOUR PENIS!"
you are walking on dead people because you have Scavanger
you are keep sprinting because you have Marathon and Lightwight to death
You are addicted to mw2 if you do the following:
~in the army
-joined the army because you think realism mod is stupid.
-you start 360 noscoping in the middle of a war.
-you jumb down from a helicopter with no worries and no parachute because you have commando pro.
-you step over a dead enemy thinking that will refill your ammo and gl.
-you see a real life chopper gunner owning real people you start screaming (WH!! AIMBOT!!).
-you run to your enemy base fast because you think you will respawn.
You are addicted to mw2 if you do the following:
~in normal life
-once you got into a house you start looking for campers.
-when you see a plane in the sky you start screaming (HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, ENEMY AC130 ABOVE) or (ENEMY UAV SPOTTED).
-when the power goes off you start screaming (WERE BEING EMB-ED, ELECTRONICS ARE DOWN)
-when you see a helicopter in the sky you start screaming (ENEMY CHOPPER GUNNER INCOMING)
-when you see a thief 5 miles away you start knifing because you have commando pro.
-when you spend 5 minutes writing a replay like this ^^.
u run at the streets from corener to corner cuz ur afraid of snipers
u throw a flashbang into each room u wanna go into
u name your son "soap"
you go back to school after the summer break and you see a bird in the sky and you try to get your stinger out
- the teacher asks you why haven't you done your homework and you answer : " I was out of ammo"
- after a half a year of school when you enter the classroom you say : "I hate this map"
- when you enter the classroom and your colleagues sitting you say: "OMG CAMPER FEST!!!11"
- when you play hide and seek and a guy finds you; you say: " wallhack!!"
- when the teacher kicks you out cuz she caught you cheating while there was an exam ongoing you ask why have you got banned cuz you weren't using hack
- when there's a brawl coming up cuz you had problems with a couple of bullies but you tell them that you can't fight and your single melee is the knife
- when you look at the sun and you put some sunglasses on saying : " ha!counter-uav "
you waste more time arguing with noobs than actually playing the game
you see a plane and yell "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!
you call terrorists with rpg noobtubers
you open up youre laptop hoping for ana ac-130
you suddenly hate russians
you use your tv as a riot shield
you go into battle rambo style thinking you'll respawn
you see a dead comrade, you go up to him and say, "Just press the F button to respawn!
u look around for a claymore before enterin a room
u take cover when a coin drops thinking its a frag grenade
u punch a bush thinking its a ghilee sniper
your wife gets a little pissed off when u T-bag her
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